i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”
single, not sure how to mingle
what she says: i’m fine
what she means: look alive, sunshine. 109 in the sky but the pigs won’t quit. you’re here with me, dr. death defy. i’ll be your surgeon, you proctor, your helicopter. pumpin’ out the slaughtermatic sounds to keep you alive. a system failure for…
Petition for the writers of Phineas and Ferb to do an episode where Phineas and Ferb make a personality switcher machine, and Phineas and Ferb test it on themself, so this episode is just Ferb talking and Phineas being silent and all their friends are so confused until they manage to switched their personality again, so we can just listen to Thomas Sangster talking for a whole episode.
who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
welcome patrick stump the new president of the hot dads club